Saturday, 26 April 2008

Cuddles!

(Sentry Facesmash, a Fel Orc with a huge blade for his right hand is standing dejectedly in one of the training areas of the Shattered Halls. He sighs as Warchief Kargath Bladefist passes by.) Warchief Kargath Bladefist: What's going on here?! Why aren't you mindlessly training for battle?! Sentry Facesmash: Warchief Bladefist! I, uh... Bladefist: Out with it! Facesmash: I miss my pet. He went missing last night, and I just can't stop thinking about how he's out there all on his own in a big, cold, uncaring world full of dangers for such a tiny, defenceless creature. I want so very badly to go search for him and bring him back to the safety of his basket, but I cannot abandon my duties here! Bladefist: That's... that's... That's so sad! Don't worry Sentry Facesmash! I'll find your precious companion for you! Facesmash: Wow, thanks Warchief! (Cut to Kargath Bladefist standing in his room, a yellow exclamation mark over his head.) (Caption: A few hours later...) Bladefist: Good news, Facesmash! I found your little white kitty! Facesmash: Cuddles! Bladefist: And it only cost two of those blue badge things heroes are so crazy for these days. Facesmash: Thank you so much, Warchief! My heart is filled with joy! Bladefist: Think nothing of it; anything to bolster the morale of my troops. Facesmash: Come here and let me pet you, Cuddles. (Facesmash kneels down to pet Cuddles. Sound effects: shink, mreeow!) (Facesmash jerks upright, blood covering his blade and spraying in the air.) Facesmash: Cuddles, noooooo! Curse my absurd sword-for-a-hand! (Bladefist sighs.) (Cut to Kargath Bladefist standing in his room, a blue exclamation mark over his head.) (Caption: The end. (At least, until 4AM server time...))

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